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Friday, August 30, 2013

Anderson Cooper - About Pat Robinson's Ring that gives you AIDS




 I assume you've already heard about Pat Robertson's genius new "Don't Shake Hands with a Gay Because He'll Probably Poke You with an AIDS Needle in His Magic Ring" theorem. If you haven't, you're welcome! Gahd, gays, what is your prahblem!? THE GOOD CHRISTIANS JUST WANT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH YOU 4 JESUS! (And to feel your rugged, moist palms pressed against theirs in the most chaste yet holy of kisses.)

“In my own experience, our organization sponsored a meeting years ago in San Francisco where trained security officers warned me about shaking hands because, in those days, certain AIDS-infected activists were deliberately trying to infect people like me by virtue of rings which would cut fingers and transfer blood,” [Robertson] said.

“A ring that gives you AIDS? I’ve never seen that section at Zales, have you?” he quipped. “I totally get why Pat Robertson is against same-sex marriage. He just doesn’t want to give gay men a reason to wear rings.”

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Berry Gordy Says, “Motown: The Musical’ Is Last Career Milestone”



Berry Gordy building Motown with greats like Diana Ross, Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye is the greatest thing Berry Gordy has offered to the world of music but he’s not done yet. In an interview with the Associated Press, Gordy, 83, says Broadway has always been on his career bucket list. And today, he’s going to see that dream realized. “Motown: The Musical” highlights Berry’s journey through Motown. Gordy in a telephone interview with AP said, “Most likely it will be my last major endeavor in a creative way. Of course everyone disagrees with me when I say that statement. This is probably the epitome of everything I’ve done — that I’ve wanted to do.”